If you can answer these, you may just have too much time on your hands, lol.
Why do they sterilize the needle before a lethal injection?
Why do we call them apartments when they are all together?
If cows laughed, would milk come out of their noses?
Why does Denny's have locks on the door if it's open 24 hours?
Why do people press harder on the remote control buttons when the battery is dead?
Why is there Braille on drive-thru ATM buttons?
Why are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink?
Why is there a sign at the Post Office that reads: "No Animals Allowed, Except Seeing Eye Dogs". Think about it.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest moving traffic called rush hour?
1 comment:
"Why do people press harder on the remote control buttons when the battery is dead?"
hey, that actually works!!!
well that's been my experience, at least.
-k
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